Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*
by BillyIha March 29, 2017
Get the Tardmug. n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
by hammerneck August 26, 2013
Get the Douche Tardmug. A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.
Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.
These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.
These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.
by Code_Maker May 29, 2018
Get the Law-Tardmug. “Connor is such a tard.” -Dylan
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri
by RealInsultMeanings January 24, 2021
Get the Tardmug. a mf from ATL georgia with a baby face and fucked up hair that dated a fat mexican (kia) that thinks that eren is the best mf and AOT is the best animanga in existence when he’s too blind to see demon slayer is better
by 4letter’s 🥩🏄♂️ June 2, 2022
Get the new york tardmug. Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”
by Hmmwat December 8, 2018
Get the Actual Tardmug. 