super ugly

The state of being so unfathomably ugly yet still being so thoroughly pimping that your ugliness is no longer noted.

As exmplified by the 5-star surgeon general, Dr. Dre (feat. Knock'turnal): "Super Ugly!"

by the big phildizzle September 12, 2005

Super Straight

People who hide their transfobia in a “new sexuality”

Me: Hey, would you date a trans women?
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”

Me: Oh, so your just transphobic

by Anonymus1234513 March 8, 2021

super bowl

N. Excuse for an American football championship, played between the American Football Conference champions and the National Football Conference champions. Included with the "big game" is two weeks of media hype and scanctily clad women/men taking off their clothes during the halftime show

The Bengals didn't make the super bowl becuase Kimo Von Oellhoffen sucker tackled Carson Palmer and tore his ACL during the AFC wild card round. What a bummer:-(.

by American Bison February 4, 2006

Super Head

Pretty much boss of everything...
Superior!
(Or)
Head of the cleaning department

I am the super head honcho!

by Homie Hopper December 17, 2013

super straight.

Super straight. A fake sexual orientation made by transphobic people seeking oppression. People who are 'super straight' are not sexually attracted to trans people, but actually have a secret piss kink, much like the people with 'nor/mal' pronouns.

Transphobic: I'm coming out as super straight.
Normal human being: No, you're a transphobic, oppression seeking straight person, but don't be ashamed to have a piss kink :)

by Superphobīc March 8, 2021

super boo

Derived from "boo boo," a super boo is an especially wonderful. In particular, two cute kitties that can be considered super boos would be George and Grif. Certain humans are also super boos, but there are only two known examples today, one being the 23-year old future president of the United States.

I wish I could snuggle a super boo.

by Abbie R April 6, 2008

Super Virgin

A virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. Often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. Can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. Once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring sex from another, different girl to lose his virginity.

Person 1: Haha! Mad harry hoofter got fingert!
Person 2: What a super virgin.

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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.

by Trololololbole August 11, 2011