alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

alberto spritz by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

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the sprite method

drinking Sprite and other similar carbonated, acidic, and sugary soft drinks (specifically sprite) can increase the production of both saliva and mucus (phlegm) in the throat.

In the context of gooning, gooners use the sprite method to increase the production of saliva and mucus to use as a lubricant for jerking off

"Bro, why did you buy three 2-liter bottles of Sprite? I thought you don't even like sprite."

"I'm planning a long session tonight and I need them for the sprite method."

the sprite method by SizzlinRaisin February 8, 2026