Put Your Ass to Sleep

It's another way to tell someone, out of anger, that you will put them in their grave, or 6 feet under if they screw with you again. It's a less direct way of stating it but still gets the point across.
After someone has double crossed or otherwise angered you: "Bitch, if you weren't somebody's mother, I'd put your ass to sleep!"
by lila Demone February 16, 2012
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national sleep together day

a day where you can sleep with ANYONE you choose no matter what they have to say yes so choose wisely
Person 1: hey bro did you really ask her to sleep with you?
Person 2: yeah man its national sleep together day.
Person 3:hey will you sleep with me?
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Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.
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Let me sleep on the couch

When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.
You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.
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I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.
"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "
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A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
by BigE77 February 27, 2011
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