russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.

I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.

by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019

Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023

Russian Round-house

The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack

Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.

by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014

Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018

Hot Russian Brides

Where beauty meets the beast.

A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.

Hot Russian brides know how to make you smile.

by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016

Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020