Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Get the Robertmug. 
by Roberta69 April 7, 2025
Get the Robert Creedlesonmug. Robert;
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
Get the Robert Alexzander Vonhoffenmug. A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
Get the Robertmug.