The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.

I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler

by Dark daddy December 19, 2022

The Pot

The Pot, The Glorious Pot. The Pot started it's life as a cooking pot but now it is a vessel for drinking water. It is the star of a stream on Twitch. The Pot has large googly eyes and a smile. It dresses for various occasions. It is a pop culture icon

- All Hail The Pot, The Glorious Pot

- I will drink from The Pot

- #justiceforthepot

by smexiunicorn December 29, 2022

Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.

Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by ghostToes July 6, 2023

Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"

Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.

by Fourveinte August 5, 2023

Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.

Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.

by Redmeat May 6, 2023

stock pot

A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well

“She got a stock pot”

“What’s up stock pot?”

by Glology May 14, 2023