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Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
mugGet the Glazing the Potmug.

Ho Pot

The act of buying prostitutes and smoking weed with them
Last night I saw smoke coming out of Craig’s apartment. Bet he was Ho Potting
by DatAngryBear October 21, 2017
mugGet the Ho Potmug.

boiling pot

A woman or man of mixed races or ethnicities that makes them uniquely attractive.
Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.
by RHL7 June 13, 2021
mugGet the boiling potmug.

duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out
While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."
by yupshedid April 3, 2011
mugGet the duces pot piemug.

Jelly in a pot

When you are filled with anxiety (or strong emotion), but you cannot outwardly display it, so you keep a level composure to control what you are feeling.
"I'm so anxious about the 2020 election, I feel like 'jelly in a pot'!
by AliceHart7 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Jelly in a potmug.

pot belly

a really really really fat creature a lazy chimpanzee named caleb
#susu the next doctor suess
person a: hey have u seen pot belly

person b: yes pot belly he is so fat and he is a chimpanzee
person c: a chimpanzee which can climb a tree
person d: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree who cant swim in a sea
person e: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree, who cant swim in a sea whos had an eating spree
person f: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree, who cant swim in a sea whos had an eating spree, a person who cant stand to see!

THE STORY OF POT BELLY 2024
by susummrs March 12, 2024
mugGet the pot bellymug.

Pot Playground

In the woods behind AB is a few tires hanging from chains wired to trees. And there’s also a bench there, with a bunch of drawings on the trees.
by Dr. Doobage February 17, 2019
mugGet the Pot Playgroundmug.

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