plantage

When a women touches your dick ever so smoothly and you.... Fuck her in the pussy!!

That girl gave me a plantage

by Joe bobby August 31, 2015

plantamura

A fuck boy or the act of fuck boyism. Usually drives a 10-15 year old sports car to compensate for a comically small penis. You can find a plantamura in a bar late at night bitching about their friends and trying to seduce their female friends. Will also try to ttrick friends into buying them drinks for no apparent reason

Did your hear what Devon did to Courtney? He's a total plantamura.

by roarpants September 24, 2016

plant-based

Vegetarian.

I'm a plant-based wine mom robosexual tinderella looking for my Prince charming ;) no hookups

by Roboflexible September 4, 2016

Plantaephilea

Someone who is sexually attracted to plants.

he wold rather jack his bean stock to some grass rather than some ass he must be in to Plantaephilea.

by bighit420 July 17, 2016

Plant

To forcibly shove 3-4 batons or sticks in someones anus as a form of pleasure.

Dang i'm low key trying to Plant her.

by HelloAfrica January 17, 2017

Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017

Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017