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one-titty rule 

a cinematic axiom defining classy, "artistic" nudity; Hollywood nudity is typified by exploitative close-ups and medium shots that both light and frame titties for the clearest view possible of the entire upper torso; art cinema, conversely, tends to abide by the one-titty rule, by which, through either framing, lighting, or, staging, or some combination of the three, only one nipple is visible at a time.
Sure David Cronenberg's "Crash" is possibly the most sexually explicit movie of the notorious pervert's career, but the Canadian master is careful throughout to observe the one-titty rule.
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One Night Bender 

A night that combines the crazy commitment free sex of a one night stand with the drinking/drug spree of a bender. A night where all caution and morals are thrown to the wind.
"Hey Luke, did you hear what Angela did last night?"
"Naw man, what?"
"She seduced Erica's boyfriend, got wasted, had an all female threeway, and then walked home topless at 4 in the morning smoking a joint."
"That is the most epic one night bender story I've ever heard!!!!!"
One Night Bender by AandL January 29, 2014

One loaf shy of a sandwich 

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.
Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"
one swiper by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

one dollar slap 

Described as a means to entertaining the public. Onedollarslap.wix.com/startup makes videos of crazy slaps to the face for only a dollar. It is used as a way to refer to someone that is crazy, cheap or out of control.
For example: yeah Benny needs to take it down a notch, sometimes he can act like a one dollar slap.
one dollar slap by Onedollarslap November 13, 2014

One man Twister 

"Man this sucks, gotta go home and play some One man Twister"