Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.
G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.
by jj March 19, 2005
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I'm So Beat

The phrase used by guidos to describe how tired they are, exhausted, or just for the heck of it.
Jeff: hey man, whats going on?
Greko: aww man I'm So Beat
by kevinrig December 09, 2008
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Nicetown Beat Down

To loose a fight in the section of Philadelphia called "Nicetown" or to get beat up for stealing or trying to steal, disrespecting children or the elderly in Nicetown, mainly to get your butt kicked in Nicetown (Philadelphia, PA), mainly to get your butt kicked real bad where ever you may live , a beat down like we do in Nicetown
"man, that guy tried to rob me last night, so me and my dogs gave him a Nicetown Beat Down"
by Stellastellar July 18, 2008
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beat up jill

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.
Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."
by Nick D January 31, 2004
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beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008
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beating my meat

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..
by Jason Lazzy December 23, 2016
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