by turtledong January 16, 2015
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Get the piggyback bros mug.When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018
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Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...
by Elsavago February 28, 2020
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/brō - hō/
noun , improper
1. Your friend, but also your hoe.
2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.
/brō - hō/
noun , improper
1. Your friend, but also your hoe.
2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.
Kaden is Jordan's bro hoe; They fuck but miss them with that gay shit, no homo all the way.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.
by Artificialboy™ July 29, 2018
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Get the Bro-cig mug.Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.
Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
by GreenMartian November 5, 2011
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