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Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.
When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.
by Bozotexano July 23, 2016
mugGet the Google finger theoremmug.

google-ise

to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'
- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'
by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009
mugGet the google-isemug.

Google copyer

If someone calls you this, they think your the smartest, hottest person they have ever met. They are as smart as google.
You: “Wow your such a google copyer!”
Me: “Wow thanks!”
by Ava. August 31, 2021
mugGet the Google copyermug.

Google Translate

Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.
I use Google Translate to get the craziest words ever.
by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020
mugGet the Google Translatemug.

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
mugGet the Google Gamblemug.

google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator
john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you
by Josepff May 26, 2011
mugGet the google language foolmug.

Fuck Google

Fuck Google, - expressing frustration, anger and powerlessness over Google and other corporations invasive practices og doublespeech (ie. "We care about your privacy)
Trying to turn this alarm off, my phone is locked, why is the assistant suddenly talking??? Fuck Google
by Rip Kirby October 15, 2022
mugGet the Fuck Googlemug.

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