meat harpoon 

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

meat harpoon by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

Meat Rockets 

Tominator’s Paramount Physique Fitness Coaching’s name for a nasty Leg Day gym session at the Brickhouse gym.

MEAT ROCKETS: A nasty Leg day workout.

What’s going on family!!! Just outside the Brickhouse Gym!!!! And it’s MEAT ROCKET day!!! “Slapping sounds as I slap my thighs” It’s going to be nasty AF!!

Meat Rockets by -Tominator April 20, 2021

Meat Lettuce 

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

Meat Lettuce by Yarnce July 16, 2021

meat pouch missionary 

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

meat pouch missionary by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Meat carousel 

Gay orgy on a playground roundabout

Hey Jon do you want to join me and Dan for a meat carousel later

Meat carousel by little miracle September 27, 2021

Meat grinder 

Slang term for a really good fleshlight.

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."

Meat grinder by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

Meat Melter 

A particularly ugly person who makes a hard dick go limp, like, immediately.

Bro, that girl we saw at the bar was hot but her friend was a total meat melter.

Meat Melter by PJCENT$ January 12, 2022