matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school
“omg he’s totally a matt helms
by Why don't we bishh October 31, 2022
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Matt Bell

Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .
by Eleaf man November 07, 2017
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Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 19, 2021
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Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon
by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024
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Matt-Milnered

When a person plays psychological warfare with you with out your knowledge . A gaslighting sociopathic narcissist with mommy issues A person who uses up people and leaves when there's nothing left to find another victim.

A person that destroys lives
Poor GG she was so successful until she got Matt-Milnered, now she has to start over. good thing she isa survivor
by Vengeancewillbmine January 11, 2024
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Matt Sayle

A person who stalks, harasses, and defames others online due to their frustration with their own sad life.
Did you hear about that guy in Georgia who caused that girl to commit suicide because he posted her mugshot for a false accusation everywhere online? What a total Matt Sayle.
by MrGuyDudeMan November 26, 2023
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Matt

A guy who has a huge dick
His dick is so big, his name must be Matt.
by bjarbz November 24, 2021
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