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Mark Twain MS

This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.
Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii
by boigirlheadapple November 10, 2019
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Mark 'Jacko' Jackson

The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.

A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.

Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.

The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.

"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"

Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.

Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018
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Plural Question Mark?

When your bestie asks a question and the subject is plural when it should be singular. You could say "Plural question mark?" to express confusion and loss of words
Bestie: So.... Who are your crushes
Me: Plural question mark?
by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw October 25, 2023
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Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
by MamMas12 May 20, 2019
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Mark Bunn tax

When a goal is scored past Mark Bunn and a defence costing of Jose Angel Crespo, the goal must be taken away
Ohh what a goal they lead 1-0, oh never mind the goal mustn't count because Bunn is in net, so Mark Bunn tax means the score is still 0-0
by KS73578 February 1, 2021
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mark anthony carter

Mark Anthony Carter is probably the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and funny and has the handsomest smile ever. A guy like Mark can't be found because he is truly one of a kind. He's a pretty tall dude with a large butt and thick straight brown hair. His eyes are like no other because they are the prettiest brown you'll ever see. If you ever get the chance to have a Mark, never let him go. He's a keeper for life.
Mark Anthony Carter is the best boyfriend ever. I am so lucky to have him and I'll never let him go.
by vossynat June 29, 2017
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mark edward fishbach

Mark Edward Fishbach is an American youtuber who goes by the name of 'markiplier'. He was born on June 28, 1989 in Honolulu in Oahu, the capital of Hawaii. He makes let's play games on his channel, a lot of his fans ship 'Septiplier' which is a ship between him and jacksepticeye (Sean William Mcloughin). People debate over if they should Ben together or not (I ship it). Mark and jack have made videos with each other and been in panels together. They both fuel the ship.
Mark Edward Fishbach is amazing!!!!
by Koala_Lover59 December 29, 2016
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