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Maddie

Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
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Maddix

maddixs usually have brown hair and Brown eyes. They are also very tan if outside long enough. maddix loves to swim and play football. He loves to spend time in the sand and playing with action figures and remote control cars. Maddix is also a very good gamer! He can be anyone in Mario kart or Roblox! He likes to watch Star Wars and YouTube. he is also very sensitive, so don’t mess with him! he also changes emotions very quickly. One moment he’ll be crying and the next he will be laughing. she loves Christmas and decorating, he also loves cowboy movies. maddixs are very special and unique so hold onto them as long as you can.
Hey did you see Maddix?

Yeah he can destroy you in Madden or 1v1 football!!
by beat pros December 20, 2021
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Maddison and Josiah

These two are 4Lifers
They will go on to marry each other and have 4 kids
Maddy is a strong , beautiful and all round perfect girl
Josiah is a funny , 5,5 , Black😉 boy, who would do anything for maddy

Maddy wont say but i know she hates elle

But i hope one day elle and maddy can become friends
Maddison and Josiah will marry each other
by jr.ft4l December 21, 2021
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Maddison and Josiah

Maddison and Josiah are 4Lifers
And will have 4 kids

Maddison is a strong , beautiful, kind,
And all round perfect girl

Josiah can make his mind up on which girl he likes one day its elle the next day its maddy
Maddison and Josiah will get married
by jr.ft4l December 21, 2021
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Maddie

A 4 on a good day, which is never
I heard maddie got dumped again”
by Whoistherealslimshady December 30, 2021
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Maddie

the most pretty, most kind, and most intelligent girl in the world. Every single feature is so undeniably her and forms exactly who i’ve been searching for my whole life. Her eyes scrunch when she laughs, and her nose has tiny little freckles all over it. She’s tall enough to kiss on my tippy toes, but never makes me feel like i have to try too hard. She’s warm and smells like fresh baked vanilla cookies all the time, and her eyes - i swear - are 50 different colors at once. I love her more than anything.
“Gosh, you’re dating a Maddie? You’re so lucky!”
“i know! it’s crazy, right?”
by your rose February 7, 2022
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Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 8, 2022
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