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Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well
by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023
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Sith Lord save a ho

The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.

An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”
by GeniusJunior24762 January 6, 2024
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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lord bird

A regal queen from Louisiana who is fun but also sassy and doesn’t shy away from shaking his tail feather cmon now please. He’s willing to rattle things up but not at the expense of his close friends, if things get ugly he knows where to turn. His beak always points to true north. He’s always got room for some more cake.
by Lord bird feather February 27, 2022
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Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019
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Lordy Lord

a way to say lord twice and make it have sense
"Oh my LORDY LORD,The Taxes are getting expensive as hell"
by pinaple on pizza sucs April 28, 2024
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Nigger Lord

After fighting off 15 stinky niggers trying to steal your bike, you will have to fight the last boss which is referred to as the nigger lord. Nigger lord is immune to all magic and physical type attacks, it's only weakness is actually getting a job.
You: God damn busting my ass defeating 15 stinky niggers, they trying to steal my new bike!
*boss music plays*
*a wild nigger lord appears*
You: god damn nigger lord, why don't you go get a job at your local popeyes.
*nigger lord is defeated*
by piercemasuharaisgay July 16, 2025
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