josh

A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.

people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'

Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'

^all actual events of a Josh.

by blond_drumr99 January 26, 2014

Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014

Pull a Josh

A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.

Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.

You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.

by atomicmonkey1122 December 7, 2013

josh wilk

A very amazing person. You always want to be near him.

"Hey."
"I am amazing"
"as amzing as a Josh Wilk?"
"Hell yeah"

by ananoumous123 April 27, 2015

Josh

Ugly person

Ew look at that Josh!

by Fboiii22 July 23, 2016

Josh it up

To mess something up so terribly to the point where nothing can be fixed and there's absolutely no going back. Ultimately ends in your defeat.

"I tried to push Old Betsy up the hill, but she decided to flip over completely and let go of her resonators. Long story short, we're gonna need a new Marimba."
"Wow, way to Josh it up."
"How do you Josh it up that badly?"
"Josh can't even Josh it up to that extent."
"You just reached a whole new level of Joshing it up."

by Iactuallymadeanaccountforthis September 14, 2016

Joshing Up

To flake coming to an event or social gathering.

Damn Kevin keeps joshing up.

by Martymcly13 November 5, 2016