When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 09, 2024
The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere
by InHoc Urban June 06, 2015
"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
by The_Dood May 14, 2012
When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023
In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
by Laythem June 09, 2012