Jake Valenzuela

The shortest man on the face of Planet Earth

Omg your so Jake Valenzuela, it’s embarrassing tbh

by gamernic12 November 15, 2021

Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 15, 2021

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a sick who has a small cock

Person 1: he has a small cock
Person 2: oh then it’s a jake Paul

by Susannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 19, 2021

Jake Connelly

Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.

Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome”

Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”

by 🐒 August 10, 2021

Jake Frazier

One of the cockiest pussies to walk this earth. He walks around thinking everyone likes him thinking hes awesome when everyone really just hates him.

Person 1: Hey do you know where Jake Frazier is?
Person 2: Oh I think that pussy is in my gym class.

by Co Be October 31, 2011

Jake Rice

The definition of annoying the most stupid person alive. He is gay with everyone in the world and is the worst person alive. spoiled brat only child

Jake rice is an idiot

by Timymymymy November 16, 2018

Daddy Jake

owo Daddy Jake

someone who is owo enough to be daddy.

"Trinity Winities Daddy Jake."

"owo Daddy Jake."

by damex November 25, 2018