Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

by J69696969 September 18, 2018

jacob

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook

oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs

by the bois r back September 19, 2018

Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

Jacob

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!

Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion

by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018

To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself

i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what

by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!

Jacob is so cute!

by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever

Girl 1:have you seen Jacob

Girl 2:no he will never date me

Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi

Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other

by Katie clair March 21, 2018