jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

by twopaws February 24, 2010

Fat Jesus

The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.

Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.

by @shot_of_cabo November 14, 2019

jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

by Thurdeye December 26, 2007

Jesus Freedom

The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.

We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.

by Global Warming1 January 24, 2012

Reverse Jesus

When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.

Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."

by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020

brother jesus

Brother Jesus is a one in a life time huy, if you see him he will bless you with a better life style, you will get more friends and better grades. Brother Jesus will always support you as long as you know de wey, so if you meet Brother Jesus be proud... you could also become a Brother Jesus by bludgeoning someone in a Fortnite game with a Brother Jesus

hey jonas is a brother jesus and has a ps4 fortnite account named: Smash-FACE-1313

by Jesus,Brother December 17, 2018

hebe-jesus

The feeling of creepiness emitted by Jesus Christ.

Little Church Boy: Wow Jesus, you really must have been popular!
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus

Jesus: *stares intensely*

by Hebe-Jeebies July 18, 2014