Waterbed Ass

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

by Chadgini June 28, 2012

Ass Marangue

An ASS MARANGUE is a sizeable amount of fecal matter pasted, squated, crapped out for whatever unsanitary reason all about the posterior effectively filling in the ass crack having the appearance of a large chocolate cake having been smashed against a person's butt.

When the doctor had Cess Pool Jimmy pull down his underwear for a rectal examination Jimmy's slowly peeled away his shorts exposing a huge ass marangue smeared all over Jimmy's rear end much to the doctor's surprize.

by Swanie River January 13, 2008

ass whupping

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

by Dr. Fine September 19, 2015

ass-dialling

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.

'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.

by P-Dew May 24, 2009

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.

Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.

by CrapIceberg May 26, 2011

waterfall ass

droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)

I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!

by assrammers August 20, 2008