Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010

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Practice ass

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.

Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.

by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010

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similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

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A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 18, 2008

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n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 06, 2002

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A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 16, 2016

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A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke August 30, 2006

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