Hipsterical

Adj. When an hipster goes hysterical. Or someone who goes hysterical in a hipster way. Or a hipster who goes hipster while being hysterical. Blend the things and ... da-daaaan you've got an hipsterical person

"Stop yelling you hipsterical beatch! I'm trying to forget..."
"Who?"
"Your existence, now gtfo"

by Impooldead June 13, 2016

Hipstermo

hipstermo is the name given to wannabe hipsters who can't loose their connections with their emo past

Teigan is such a hipstermo like just look at the way she dresses and acts, swear I saw her in that organic dandelion and burdock bar last week.

by Jrt1998 May 27, 2016

Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION

JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!

by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016

hipster

Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)

They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 8, 2016

Hipster

Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.

Billy is such a hipster.
I wish we could be that Hipster.

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016

Hipster

They like it before it was cool.

There's a 3/4 chance of a hipster getting bitch slapped tonight.

by cheshire014 August 26, 2016

hipster

Originally a hipster was someone who had seen through society's bullshit, or were trying to. Now it's a "lifestyle choice".

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

by Shemp211 December 9, 2016