you’ve got a friend in me

The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys

Woody:you’ve got a friend in me
Kid:awww thanks your my only friends

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

I got big pens

Simply a big testical

“ did you hear I got big pens” “ yes of course I know your my son”

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

do you got a warrant

a phrase used in place of asking for consent.

when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.

Johnny: *reaches to grab Amanda’s ass*
Amanda: yoyoyo...do you got a warrant?

by ted mundy February 7, 2020

I got my frags.

I got my frags(kills), Usually used in context of multiplayer FPS games. In games like Rainbow Six Siege or CS:GO, where there is same amount of people in your and enemy team. There is a funny analogy that If everyone gets one frag(kill), the team will win. And when the team looses, the person who got a kill be like "I got my frags".

I don't know why we lost that round, don't blame it on me, I got my frags.

by Potato__Ninja April 29, 2020

You just got Wilson'ed

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.

You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.

by Topless Thug. Silky Johnson May 10, 2020

you got gramma-ed

When you get so dumb assed drunk at family functions your grandma confiscates all your alcohol.

You were so drunk you got gramma-ed

by Femalebauz May 28, 2017

[You've got Nice Teeth]

You've got Nice Teeth is a statement to be made to someone talking too much as an indication that someone's mouth is open too much.

You've got nice Teeth A statement made to stop a blabbermouth. Example: . .and she wouldn't' shut up so finally I got a chance to interject, you've got Nice Teeth as a kind way to tell her to stop talking.

by Cwhrep February 17, 2018