Pookie Dookie

When something is put in your back passage (rectum)

"Man that doctor totally did a pookie dookie on me during my prostate examination!"

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Spookie Dookie

A craft cocktail that involves

Grape vodka

White claw

Sour mix

Cheerwine
Liquid iv sprinkled on top

Colton and Alex got hammered on spookie dookies while trying to give the blowup doll a sticky Boswell then got covid

by The Jacking Force Wizard December 4, 2023

Nuke dookie

A product that consist of vinegar, borax, shit, piss, cum and spit in a plastic gallon jug. Once shooken you toss it in the air so it blows up thus spreading the cess pool on everything in sight

Me and my pals rolled up on Andrew’s house and tossed the nuke dookie at his home.

by Sloppygooningmonster February 27, 2024

Skibiti Dookie

Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
(epic troll)

Guy 1 hiding in toilet

Guy 2 goes to take a shit

Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!

Guy 2: Ah! you got me

Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

A dookie

A dookie is a person who doesn’t take care of themselves, a person of low standard, broke, and ugly.

“Bro why are tryna fuck with her, she’s a dookie”

by Manna4kt April 22, 2024

Dole Dookie

That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.

Man, that Dole Dookie really tore up my butthole.

by NavyRhino January 18, 2026