Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.
"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"
"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"
"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"
by Gruber January 1, 2008
Get the cock jacketmug. by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007
Get the cock juicermug. The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.
Not to be performed. Ever.
Not to be performed. Ever.
by petri_ June 14, 2020
Get the cock and glockmug. by Dom and Mark May 31, 2009
Get the Cock Trustmug. When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.
Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"
by Pink Tits February 15, 2010
Get the Cock Robbedmug. 1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
by Alven G. July 22, 2009
Get the Cock swabblermug. Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress
Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet
Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave
Guy: That just made my cock twitch
Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet
Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave
Guy: That just made my cock twitch
by Koala_roo August 31, 2017
Get the Cock Twitchmug.