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Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
by Alven G. July 22, 2009
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The Cock Game

During a class in school or somewhere where you are supposed to stay quiet two or more people must say the word cock as loud as they can without being caught, whoever is able to say it the loudest before the other person gives up wins.
You: Hey do you wanna play the cock game
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
by FallieWagon April 18, 2018
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Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock
Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock
by Dominic makes me cum February 17, 2021
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sucker cock

Step 1: get boner
Step 2: get near person of interests face
Step 3: call persons of interests name
Step 4: hope person of interests face turns into boner
Step 5: ram boner in face
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Example) Hey McDowell ima sucker cock coach hill.
by Ben McHammerpants April 28, 2014
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Cock Moth

A female who participates in sexual intercourse, on a more than socially acceptable basis.
Darren: Hey mate i got with that Belinda chick last night, she's a mad root.

Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.

Darren: Really?

Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..

Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...
by Con Karakatsanis November 30, 2011
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cock juicer

a woman who sucks you so long you have no more juices left in you
by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007
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cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.
"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."
by petri_ June 14, 2020
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