Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better
George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed
Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed
Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023
Get the Chinesedmug. Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019
Get the Chinese backhandmug. When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Chinese Fire Drillmug. When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015
Get the Chinese chain reactionmug. I'm against the Chinese government
by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023
Get the Chinese governmentmug. The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.
Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
by Ryselin August 5, 2020
Get the Chinese Pecker Trapmug. A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.
"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"
by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025
Get the Chinese herniamug.