bum fluff

When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!

Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!

by fclb July 25, 2008

Bum chunder

A drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. Person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1's bum crack. Person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the testicles of person 1.

Give him a bum chunder!

by woody March 4, 2005

bum shank

1. (verb) the act of make savage love to anothers' anus in a wild, fast pumping, ass tearing, monkey like way

2. (noun) a fucking shitnosed assbag who thinks he doesnt want only to get rimmed in the ass by large black man

but is worng

1. "hey mikey, sorry i bum shanked your sister and mother yesterday, hopefully the blood and shit will wash out from their sheets"

2. "Randel sure is a bum shank"

by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008

bum chumming

2 guys doubling on a motorcycle or scooter or anything that men shouldn't ride with another man

there was only 1 scooter so we had to bum chum

by the kayster June 26, 2003

power bumming

Hard non stop anal sex

i was power bumming her arse so hard it came clean off

by MR Bum love February 6, 2007

bum juice

The beer at the bottom of the bottle. It can also have cigarettes and ashes in it to make it even worce.

I grabbed the wrong bottle and got a mouth full of bum juice.

by Michael A Goodrich December 1, 2006

Bum chum

Two best-friends who do lot's of activities together, not necessarily anything sexual.

"Hey my bestest bum chum, let's go pick flowers in the meadow!"

by JKYYC March 20, 2013