fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.

Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

by professorofslang May 2, 2015

Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020

Brain Dead

Henry and Sharp on discord.. here is their discord Sharp#6900 and savage-pinecone#1174 they are utterly retarded

Henry and sharp are quite literally the most brain dead people ever.

by Certex is the best November 14, 2021

brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.

by Lisette 831 July 25, 2007

brain slut

Someone who volunteers for research studies that mess with their brains (usually via psychoactive drugs) for some cash.

Danny signed up for 3 drug studies last week because he was broke, and went bat shit crazy...what a brain slut.

by clasw74 August 3, 2009