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Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs
"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"
by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018
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Necrotic air biscuit

gas that has built up behind methamphetamine turd for quite some time then a little bit escapes and it smells foul like that of something that has just died.
I went to push out a turd but all that came out was a necrotic air biscuit boy that was foul
by Taintskin September 5, 2017
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turn the air blue

phrase British informal

to swear many times or use a lot of rude words, for example because you are angry. You can also say that the air turns blue if someone speaks in this way.
While youre in this house you will not turn the air blue, you got it?
by lawomous June 18, 2018
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Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.
What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".
by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017
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Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"
by bootthescoot November 10, 2020
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Kentland Air Raid

When a group of volunteer firemen stand around a table masturbating and ejaculate on a junior volunteer fireman who is laying on the table.
“Did you and Maine go to the tick house last night?”

“Yea it was awesome we did a Kentland Air Raid to Tommy”
by jpsutton July 15, 2022
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air force pilot

the hardest working most badass people you will ever meet that work play and even die hard
Girl; I fly for fun
Pilot; i fly for money

Air force pilot; I fly so u can fly and not die
by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020
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