Shower Sleep

To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.

Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!

by Z.W.C. December 16, 2009

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shower freeze

when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting

my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder

by kaloonzu November 13, 2011

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Shower Baby

A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day

Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough

Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet

by Broham May 30, 2019

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Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

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Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!

F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!

by doktah doug May 1, 2011

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