Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!

by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)

My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it

I have a man noodle

by gunny234 April 6, 2010

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

noodle salad

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.

Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.

by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016