child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

child of shadows

A child or a person who is always in someone elses shadow, always second choice.

Being defined as a child of shadows: Mindy was the middle child. Always in her siblings shadows. Never got the first glance or attention. Never the first or even second priority of her parents.

by Idontknowwhattocallmyself November 11, 2017

zebra child

A child from a African and caucasian parents

Is that a zebra child?

by Solrac_Selidor October 9, 2019

timothy childs

God amongst men

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*

by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019