Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.

You Wanna Go The The Foot Festival

by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019

Put a brick on your foot

A term coined by NASCAR enthusiast Jack Morris. If you tell a driver to put a brick on their foot, you are telling them to put more pressure on the pedal, making them go faster.

Fan: Come on Elliott, put a brick on your foot! You gotta win this race!

by salute07 May 6, 2019

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

Foot

A thing that kids who watch Ssundee scream randomly.

Kid: Your Face is ugly!
Kid : ur foot is ugly!

by I’mYourFriend May 28, 2019

Badger-Foot

Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.

Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.

Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.

Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!

Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019

Marcher’s Foot

when you do marching band and you’re feet become unfeeling and immortal.

Normie: Dude, this boardwalk is so hot!
Marcher: I can’t feel anything because of my Marcher’s Foot haha.

by goldenfreddy2008 June 2, 2019

foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot

aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.

by lumberr June 4, 2019