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Whale

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
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Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
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Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something
Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh theae drugs
by Arse eater November 24, 2023
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coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.
Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me
by maikatura August 28, 2022
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MOMMY’S WHALE

ROBBIEZ PENIZ
MOMMYS WHALE IS SUPER JUICYYYYY LIKE MOMMY’S WHALE
by SuckingWhalesRAmazing October 8, 2018
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.
That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
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