Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Wet Buddies

When you and another person shower in the same time frame and then realize that you did, then you are wet buddies!

Man: Hey I just took a shower.
Girl: Hey same here.
Man: Looks like we are wet buddies now!

by The Japanese ZERO January 30, 2017

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 8, 2017

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

wet bath

Having semen come out of your penis while bathing.

I had a wet bath that is weird.

by Iknowitall-_- September 17, 2017