Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps
Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.
by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023
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Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.
Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.
by Ko16311 August 26, 2021
mugGet the Sperm whalemug.

Whale

Your mom according to that one toxic kid in game voice chat
Your mom is a whale
by 87t6hhjm9j9 February 14, 2021
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saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.
Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
by debren27 September 17, 2016
mugGet the saving the whalesmug.

whale

"Look! A whale!"
by s.dz January 29, 2017
mugGet the whalemug.

The whale

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys

Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"

"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"
by Nosher little August 15, 2022
mugGet the The whalemug.

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