tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.

Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?

by link2397 November 19, 2009

tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

tool

by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009

tool

A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."

These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.

by Croato December 10, 2009

tool

a person that someone else uses!

can i have some money tool?

by arden123 December 10, 2009

Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

by thou art owned December 15, 2009

Tool

Some who uses other people or is used by other people for their own pleasure.

Matt Kinard is a tool
Matt Kinard calls Zoe a tool when really he is a tool
Matt Kinard is just a tool

by youre friend the tool January 19, 2010

tool

a tool is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland

boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?"
Boy 2 " over there you fecking TOOL!!!"

by ireland2010 January 31, 2010