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Kyle Dawson

Kyle is a dirty immy that 1 dipped Aimee Leigh when he’s in the process of this he screams like a dirty paki
Hey do u know that Kyle Dawson kid ? Ye the scruffy Steve head big nose cheesy dick quagmire looking piece of shit ! Ye he’s so cool
by Charlie Carroll June 2, 2018
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Kyle

Kyle is a guy who always has a monster energy drink can in his hand and he will never leave any pussy left for anyone else
everyone: Leave some pussy for us Kyle
Kyle: fuck no bitch
by Fuck a duck 1833 June 24, 2019
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Jeremy KYLE

person 1: you bruda
Person 2: YOU SEEN JOSH, HIS MUSCLES SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE JEREMY KYLE
by GUCCIROLEXMAN June 24, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
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Kyled

To choke someone/something unwantedly with much force
Stay away from him, He totally kyled Penelope last night.
by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019
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Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019
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Kyle

An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.
Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019
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