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The Patrick Vacuum 

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.
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the independent variable

An alias for the Comedic rapper, Lil Dicky known for songs like Too High, $ave Dat Money and Lemme Freak
"Yo, Dylan, whos your favorite rapper?"
"Im all about the independent variable"
"what? who you mean?"
"Ya know, Lil Dicky. That dude's hilarious"

back at it again with the white vans

Something you say after saying damn daniel or if you spot someone wearing white vans.
Daniel: *wears white vans*
Josh: "Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans!"

The Holy Vegancore 

All practising vegans collectively, and the movement of Veganism in general when regarded as an ethically superior lifestyle and ascending a state of enlightenment, morality and human impeccability.

A hardcore or self-righteous vegan can be seen as a member of the Holy Vegancore and may often be labelled as vegancore, veganazi and vegangelical.
That self-righteous vegan thought he was a member of the Holy Vegancore.

The Burn Victim 

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".
"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."
The Burn Victim by asshat47 April 3, 2009

the Steve Vai effect 

'The Steve Vai Effect' is when you make your guitar sound like both a motorcycle and a harmonica at the same time.
Dude, I can use the Steve Vai effect