fish sandwich

you follow a girl home, and when she goes inside her house, knock on the door and when she answers, punch her in the nose and knock her out. then you rub her vaginal fluids on her face, then you cum on her face so you got the ketchup, fish, and the mayonnaise

my girlfriend was being a pussy last night, so i followed her home and gave her a fish sandwich

by pastoolio November 12, 2007

Bread Sandwich

term for a man/woman/significant other who is physically attractive, but there is very little that interests you on the inside.

"Hey, what do you think of that girl Amy?"

"She's hot, but not my type."

"Why?"

"She's a bread sandwich."

by Dyleon69 May 20, 2010

Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010

Sex Sandwich

The process of having a really delicious sandwich and before you take the first bite, shoving your cock inside it.

I fucked that sandwich and it was good. I love having a sex sandwich.

by junglejoe111 April 20, 2015

Nude Sandwich

The act of eating a hot sandwich naked- usually something dripping with cheese, or meat juices. No matter what type of sandwich- cheese steak, french dip- the clothes must be removed to consume it. The challenge is to protect vulnerable parts of the body from being scalded by drippings.

Chris was asked by his boss not to eat Arby's Hot Sandwich at work any more, his nude sandwich was distracting the female staff.

by Whippet Good! February 14, 2013

Nutella sandwich

To drop a shit under someones door mat.

I dropped a huge nutella sandwich for that asshole that lives upstairs

by Poida_69 October 8, 2019

Hand Sandwich

When you place your hand in-between another persons hand till nice and snug inside the two

Barry placed his hand in-between Sally's hand as it was cold, a nice hand sandwich

by Urbanrider97 November 22, 2018