goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet

Look at how goat that guy is.

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020

Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja

Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension

by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021

Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

Goat

An animal 🐐

I like to eat goats

by Lolgoats April 25, 2022

Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.

Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.

by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025

GOAT

Everything is GOAT baby! Any object, person that can be described in a positive way, no matter how small or meaningless, for the purposes of the conversation can and should be described as G.O.A.T level! (Greatest Of All Time)

Lee: Hey Nathan, how did you find last nights chicken mayo sandwiches and episode of Antiques Roadshow? Nathan: Oh, GOAT, absolutely GOAT baby!

by Ella De Road February 21, 2020