When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.
“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
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This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
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I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
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Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent
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