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'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.
Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
by redpillsatori July 15, 2021
mugGet the 'tard sittermug.

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.
I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.
by Twan86 November 7, 2021
mugGet the Coochie-tardmug.

Mega-Tard

A guy named Aidan with mega-tism
Man Aidan is a Mega-Tard”
by Madsspam22 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Mega-Tardmug.

Nero..tard

Nero..tard is a literal god
by quanferv December 22, 2021
mugGet the Nero..tardmug.

sus-tard

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.
Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?
by deathly5682 October 30, 2020
mugGet the sus-tardmug.

Typ-Tard

Check out these typ-tards socializing

*shudder*
wow how neurotypcal
by dedmuus July 2, 2025
mugGet the Typ-Tardmug.

work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014
mugGet the work-tardedmug.

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