Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
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Math

MATH AIN'T FUN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND X, HOLD UP- TRIGONOMETRY? I AM NOT DEALIN WITH THIS SIN COS CRAP, NEITHER AM I GOING TO DO ANY DECIMAL MULTIPLICATION. I HATE SCHOOL, AND I HATE MATH.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 19, 2021
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Math

I had math”
Oh shit
by Dylan the idiot January 29, 2020
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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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math

M: Mental

A: Abuse

T: To

H: Humans
Schools with this subject is math.
by lilyrobertbridges March 15, 2017
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St math

This game where a penguin helps you learn math stuff, except there's a twist!! You ONLY get a couple tries before you're FORCED to restart your entire progress. It doesn't matter if you were one away from finishing a level, you still have to do the whole thing over. but its part of the reason I love penguins, and I like the nostalgic flash game art style.
"my teacher made me play St math. I had to play Black Ops' "
by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025
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Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math
by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022
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