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Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow
by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020
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Slang them doors

When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind
Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”

Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down

Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”
by Prxoject September 19, 2021
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Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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They keep creepin towards the door

A remixed Verizon of “They Keep Creepin towards the door” by aAngryPiggy
They keep creepin towards the door! My heart beat skips, like a photo graph! But they keep creepin towards the door!
by Slender_man320 August 11, 2023
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Door-Dashed

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"
Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
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Door

Something that opens and closes and can lock but not all doors can be locked. Holding a door open for someone to go in it is considered nice although the fuckhead can just open the door anyways.
Gabe: hold the door for me
David: no you fat fuck open it yourself
Gabe: Dickhead
by Door handle1 June 6, 2022
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