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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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carolina suicide

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex
Hey babe want a carolina suicide?
by Philma wood October 13, 2023
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Australian suicide

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide
by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021
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Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.
"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.
by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023
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Suicidal

Define: A person who is thinking wanting to or going to commit suicide or killing themselves
Suicidal
by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025
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Psychological Suicide

Destroying your own mind, emotions, and cutting off your psyche from your physical body.
The hitman committed psychological suicide to shift his focus from the real world to his imagination
by cranez March 20, 2021
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